Well, that's cool. 95 years old, 192 people at my funeral (hire some Haitian drummers, guys, and pay them well) and $3.7 million bucks left afterwards ain't bad. Plus my case would probably wind up on TV. Hate to do that to my family, though. I'll have to haunt the guy until he turns himself in.
Come to think of it, $3.7 million by 2067 standards might not be so impressive... heh.
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Daiden @ 09/10/2003 11:14 AM CST wrote:
Username: Trevor
You will die by: Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.
Death Date: January 24, 2071
Number attending your funeral? 57
How much will you leave to friends and family? $2,132,934
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Strangely enough I could see this happening.
Haha, then when I tried with the username "Daiden" I got this:
Username: Daiden
You will die by: Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.
Death Date: December 13, 2072
Number attending your funeral? 1
How much will you leave to friends and family? $1,262,817
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Notice how I die one year later, the same way, except this time only one person comes to my funeral. :/
Shemem @ 09/11/2003 06:30 AM CST wrote:
*weeps* Leaving me behind at the tender age of 89 ...
sesha @ 09/11/2003 08:01 AM CST wrote:
awwww.
Ini @ 09/11/2003 06:19 PM CST wrote:
Mysterious circumstances eh? It's your cat!
snicker
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